The Coconut Song

A song about all the private parts of a human’s anatomy, so it goes;
Coconut, coconut (breasts)
Big banana (penis)
2 marshmallows (testicles),
One sultana (anus/buttocks)
And a big lasagne (vagina)

The song playing at the store was The Coconut Song.

by TheRealMinecrafter December 19, 2019

Coconuts

Coconuts: (noun) hood slang for a black man's testicles.

-coco = black; African-American; African}
-nuts = testicles; balls

"I'm getting smashed by some coconuts tonight. Wanna join in?"

by UrAverageBlackManz January 13, 2020

Coconut

A hard, hairy ball that is great for bowling and has the power and strength of Jesus Christ himself. It comes from a coconut tree found in tropical areas such as; Florida, Hawaii, and other islands. In cartoons such as the one patrick watches, the main characters get hit on the head with them.

THAT GUY GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A BALL OF POWER *hysterical laughing* coconut

by hellomymans January 31, 2020

coconut

Is not a nut

the coconut nut is a giant nut but this delicious nut is not a nut

by olavored July 14, 2020

Coconut

Racial slur used to describe an Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander person who, either has black or brown skin, or who identifies as an Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander person in Australia; who acts assimilated and as if they have forgotten their traditional cultural heritage. Referring to dark outside and white on the inside.

Jeez that Jacinta is such a coconut, she might look like a blackfulla, but inside she is all white.

by WhoLooksStupidNow October 2, 2020

coconut nuts

When a guys nuts are so big they can be compared to coconuts.

"Danny has a pair of coconut nuts in dem jeans."

by don'tuseyourrealname558877777 August 26, 2013

coconuts in snow

black people enjoying a holiday of skiing

"It's nice that all ethnic groups can enjoy the slopes during the season. For instance, the coconuts in snow look like they're having a wonderful time!"

by redis12 March 11, 2012