Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.
"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'
Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"
Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"
by Guinness718 December 12, 2024
When you shoot rabbits at the enemy when you are about to lose. Works in any game, or IRL situation.
by Rabetclutcher May 26, 2022
(walks into house after trucking all day) Wife-why are you constantly grabbing your balls!? Husband-ive been trucking all day and I've got a bad case of clutch nut!
by Racer89 July 30, 2019
Clutch that mutch is a gamer only joke. It was commonly used to piss people off. No one knows entirely what it means but it’s very funny to say so who cares tbh
by Caketom October 06, 2020
by TheWerdBird September 21, 2015
After performing the devils clutch you step into a colder area allowing the testicle to become entrapped. This allows for maximum male orgasms
“Hey mitchell come over on Christmas Eve and let me show you what I got you for your stocking. I’m gonna take you into an ice bath and let you try a Frozen Devils Clutch.”
by jmp definition June 06, 2022
Daequan was in the club last night cheating on his girlfriend, but Daqwavian covered for him with Daequan girlfriend. Daequan and Daquavian are Clutch Buddies.
by clutchbuddy February 09, 2018