Clunge magnets

Consists of legends who chant about nonces.

Clunge magnets are legends

by Good sheppard centre December 11, 2019

Chonged

When you're hotboxing with your friend and you get so stoned that you mean to say "I'm so cheeched" but your highass says "I'm so chonged" instead. Getting this high normally takes a lot of weed. Even though it is a fuckup, it will cause a lot of laughter.

Damn, I can't believe my stoned dumbass just said "I'm so chonged!"

by masochistic angel March 22, 2020

clonke

A clonke is someone that’s a silly person.

“hey josh you’re such a clonke”
“no you adam!”

by bxguette October 13, 2020

Clanger

An expression used in team based games when one person hits the ball at an unexpectedly hard speed and the ball travels faster than the speed of light itself. Most commonly used by Pulse Fire when playing Rocket League.

Pulse Fire: *Does a ground pinch going 180kph*
Pulse Fire: "That was an absolute clanger dud"

by Redknight135 November 20, 2020

Congee Cummies

An analogy for the first wad of the day

Congee Cummies - Hydrochoerus

by Hydrochoerus January 1, 2021

Clunge Pump

When you are vacuuming your bedroom and you accidentally suck up your clit. resulting in a mega clit

Daughter - Im just going to go hoover my bedroom. Might finish off with some clunge pump
Dad - Can I watch?
Mom - Gay

by ClungePumper420_69 March 10, 2021

CLOGGED STIFFY

A STIFFY WITH TOO MUCH COOMIE

YOOOO MY MAN CLOGGED STIFFY

by I am not Matt for real tho April 1, 2021