A strong urge have sex with a lot of different people and sail the ocean blue while you are in a long term relationship with somebody.
Dad: What happened to Jack and Jill? They have been together for 10 years!
Mom: Well, after Jack came down the hill with a pail of water, he decided to leave Jill to sail the ocean blue. When Jack came back, he came back with the clap and a boatload of crabs.
Dad: Yea, I remember when I came back from having the Christopher Columbus Syndrome. I gave you syphilis. I think I still got it now that I mention it. Don't tell the kids.
Mom: Those were the days, good times.
Mom: Well, after Jack came down the hill with a pail of water, he decided to leave Jill to sail the ocean blue. When Jack came back, he came back with the clap and a boatload of crabs.
Dad: Yea, I remember when I came back from having the Christopher Columbus Syndrome. I gave you syphilis. I think I still got it now that I mention it. Don't tell the kids.
Mom: Those were the days, good times.
by badsailerman1492 July 24, 2021
Get the Christopher Columbus Syndromemug. People still celebrate him for some reason. He is some old white dude who took advantage of the Native Americans and did very concerning things to them. He doesn't deserve a holiday and he is all around a dick.
You: Did you here its Christopher Columbus day?
Me: Oh that asshole? Who "discovered America" even though he didn't?
Me: Oh that asshole? Who "discovered America" even though he didn't?
by Deforestation sucks May 18, 2021
Get the Christopher Columbusmug. a BITCH. didn't "discover" shit. there's a fucking HOLIDAY for this colonizing mf. he stole land from a minority group and spread diseases, some of which came from animals... think that one through for a second. schools will teach you about this mf and praise his crackerjack ass when in reality he did nothing great.
Jae: Who the hell is Christopher Columbus?
Brian: A crackerjack, colonizing, mayo monkey p.o.s who enslaved natives and sold their kids into a sex ring.
Brian: A crackerjack, colonizing, mayo monkey p.o.s who enslaved natives and sold their kids into a sex ring.
by silenceytvoices May 26, 2021
Get the Christopher Columbusmug. by Martin’s Discord Kitten November 17, 2021
Get the Martin Christopher Wichita from Nebraskamug. That one freshman that everybody assumes is special because he acts weird all the time. Probably a meme page admin, therefore, suicidal. Why hasnt he killed himself yet you may ask? Spite. He wants to make everyone else around him incredibly suicidal as well. He will only end it all when he watches the world burn. With all the candles and flowers taken to cemeteries to mourn everyone that Christopher Sledzianowski pushed too far. And on their graves shall read "Cause of Death: Autism"
Person 1:Whos Christopher Sledzianowski?
Person 2:Hes that autismo that walks like a crab.
Person 1:Didnt he murder someone?
Person 2:No he just led them to suicide.
Person 2:Hes that autismo that walks like a crab.
Person 1:Didnt he murder someone?
Person 2:No he just led them to suicide.
by AutismoRex June 12, 2017
Get the christopher sledzianowskimug. by nicolass pooping on the go June 8, 2010
Get the christophe sanchezmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
Get the Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.mug.