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Chris

The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Chris, I recommend leaving him immediately. He will start drama for no reason at all, snitch on you, and be super weird
Person one: “oh so your gay? Your name must be Chris then!”
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I saw him lay down on a puddle so that some twitch thot would wouldn’t step on it he’s a fat ass hole that no one likes he is the biggest simp and he hi chris
by Not nick July 1, 2020
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Chris is a best friend you can talk to him some times he will make you really pissed and he gets mad really quick and he thinks he is the shit but in aww he is a good best friend not a ladys man right now but he is smart funny and good at sports.
My best friend is chris
by BOOLET61 May 28, 2019
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A chris is a person who is honest and funny, who will always be there for someone even if he does not like them. A Chris is someone you know you can count on and trust to be there for you even when you can't be there for yourself. Find yourself a chris, there the greatest
Is that a chris?
You bet it is!
by Rosey King May 31, 2018
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A goof nigga that always get bitches even if they ugly asf. He is also very caring, protecting, and will beat your ass if you cross him wrong. Very freaky. And not so smart
Girl : You know that nigga chris?

Boy : Yea he goofy asf
by TiddieMilk1919 May 07, 2018
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Scientist have proven that he doesn't shave and he can't fix his own car and he thinks he can get any girl
When you see a beat-up car and you wonder if that's Chris
by Christhegoat221 July 16, 2017
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That asshole that always plays a annoying song on a instrument mostly flute in your ear and makes you go deaf.
Chris plays song,

everyone else Shut the FUCK up Chris quit it with the fucking flute or I'll go deaf!
by Unknown mad music teacher December 10, 2019
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