The junk food of information, a word cheeto is shallow, junk data that someone forwarded from a fake news site or a some Karen's blog. This information has about as much legit as a cheeto actually has cheese.
Fam, if you're gonna talk about health issues, go read a realbook and stop @ ing me with your word cheetos you saw on Facebook.
by loztnausten July 17, 2020
Get the Word Cheetomug. The slicing and dicing from a overly protective/possessive girlfriend, fiance, or wife when you mess with her man. Look at him wrong and this cute kitten turns into a vicious hyena. If you want to keep your face intact I suggest looking the other direction, or else you'll be feeling the wrath of freshly done nails from the paws of a wild Jazzy.
She was looking at my man too hard so I Cheeto-Chopped that hoe.
"Did you see that girls face!? She must have got Cheeto-Chopped!"
I'm a professional at the Cheeto-Chop
"Did you see that girls face!? She must have got Cheeto-Chopped!"
I'm a professional at the Cheeto-Chop
by KJ4Ever July 11, 2020
Get the Cheeto-Chopmug. by endarken August 2, 2022
Get the hot cheeto girlmug. A right wing person that is typically round, artificial, makes a mess, and crumbles to dust under any sort of pressure.
Man that Cheeto that stormed the capitol had a meltdown when they got added to the no fly list and removed from a plane.
by AJtheox January 11, 2021
Get the Cheetomug. 1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.
1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?
by Yuuuuuggeeee November 13, 2016
Get the cheeto pubesmug. (a hot Cheeto girl) SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
(some random bystander) bruh that Hot Cheeto Girl is CRINGE
(some random bystander) bruh that Hot Cheeto Girl is CRINGE
by anonymous June 12, 2023
Get the Hot Cheeto Girlmug. by Kuronkuu January 4, 2021
Get the Soggy Cheetomug.