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Cheeto Cult

Cheeto Cult is a bunch of crackheads and douchebaguettes and brits and swedes and toogits and cockroaches on acid. They all hate it here. They like to spend their time in the city or the forest. Some of them hide in boxes or rooms. They gamer.
Cheeto Cult is being high again. Isn't that usually the case?
by some random toogit May 30, 2020
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MY HOT CHEETOS

MY HOT CHEETOS DON'T TOUCH ........I BITE
by DONTTOUCHMYCHEETOS February 21, 2020
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Cheeto

Donald Trump has the complexion of a Cheeto
by Griffin145 July 4, 2020
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Cheeto-Chop

The slicing and dicing from a overly protective/possessive girlfriend, fiance, or wife when you mess with her man. Look at him wrong and this cute kitten turns into a vicious hyena. If you want to keep your face intact I suggest looking the other direction, or else you'll be feeling the wrath of freshly done nails from the paws of a wild Jazzy.
She was looking at my man too hard so I Cheeto-Chopped that hoe.

"Did you see that girls face!? She must have got Cheeto-Chopped!"

I'm a professional at the Cheeto-Chop
by KJ4Ever July 11, 2020
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Word Cheeto

The junk food of information, a word cheeto is shallow, junk data that someone forwarded from a fake news site or a some Karen's blog. This information has about as much legit as a cheeto actually has cheese.
Fam, if you're gonna talk about health issues, go read a realbook and stop @ ing me with your word cheetos you saw on Facebook.
by loztnausten July 17, 2020
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Cheeto

A cheesy, crunchy, delicious food. A piece of fried...stuff covered in cheese powder. It's a great movie snack. MMMmm... yummy.
"Hey Sharon! Want some cheetos?"
"YEES GIMME!"
by an_absolute_idiot September 1, 2020
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Cheeto squeeze

When a girl is eating cheeto’s and giving you a handjob, so your dick gets covered in Cheeto dust.
Yo Caleb my girl gave me a Cheeto squeeze last night while watching talledega nights.
by TheChestersqueeze September 4, 2020
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