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closet candy

a closeted gay,lesbian, bi person who is a sexual partner of an openly gay, lesbian, bi person
Jim was out and proud, but he didn't have a real boyfriend. He would just have sex in the bathroom with some closet candy he met at the school.

Tom wasn't out yet, but he did manage to garner some sexual experience by being Jim's closet candy.
by chickenbiscuit3000 July 7, 2010
mugGet the closet candymug.

booth candy

Hot young women who companies get to hang out in their booths at trade shows in order to bring in more interest. They may work for the company (usually in sales or marketing) or may be hired professional models.
Whoa! Check out the booth candy at the end of aisle 9. I think I need to learn more about widgets ...
by Sheot July 27, 2016
mugGet the booth candymug.

Corn Candy

What candy corn should have been named, they just got it backwards.
After trick or treating, I sorted all of my prizes and yelled "CORN CANDY"!
by DustyBrown September 7, 2013
mugGet the Corn Candymug.

candy packed

"Yo, are you packin man?" "Yeah, my glock is candy packed full of cocaine!"
by d0nkey brainz September 13, 2017
mugGet the candy packedmug.

road candy

The many varieties of candy that can be bought in bite-size or small quantities for small amounts, such as 25 or 50 cents, from highway gas stations. Candy varieties include, but are not limited to: Boston Baked Beans, Lemonheads, Chick-a-Sticks, Peanut Chews and Mike and Ike.
"Hey, Mike, let's stop at this 7-11 located directly off of 1-95 Exit 76 and get us some road candy."
by bcstar80 March 16, 2008
mugGet the road candymug.

easy as candy

1.) A combination of the commonly used phrases "easy as pie" and "like stealing candy from a baby"

2.) An exclamation used to describe something that was much easier than originally expected, a pleasant surprise
(waiting in a VERY long line to get concert tickets, but two friends make it to the front in under a minute)

Sue: Man, that line sure went by fast! YES!
Abby: Like I always say, it was easy as candy!
Sue: ...
by MiZuNdRsTuD December 5, 2010
mugGet the easy as candymug.

leash candy

A dog that someone has gotten just to look good and/or a very goodlooking dog.
Guy #1: "Hey man, look at that girl's leash candy."
Guy #2: "Yeah, that is one handsome Golden Retreiver!"
by Blargman March 6, 2007
mugGet the leash candymug.

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