Button

1. (N)A (usually) plastic circle attached to an article of clothing, such as a pair of pants, or a shit

2. (N) An unattractive (IMO) hicky on the chin

1. Why is it that the buttons on my cleavage seem to not want to stay buttoned?

2. Damn, dude. That button you gave Tina is so embarrassing!

by Every Fag's Slackerbitch December 27, 2008

belly button windows

Windows of opportunity for enhanced vision providing unique novelty picture frames that help the inverted person see where they are going.

People with their heads up their asses need belly button windows to see where they are going.

by JimTheGeek December 20, 2007

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

The most boring, tedious movie i've ever wasted my time on. I don't even know why everyone seems to have liked it. The plot idea is decent i guess, but they could've made it more interesting, because it was boring as shit and way to long. Seriously.

OMG i had to see the curious case of benjamin button so i chopped off my leg just out of boredom.

by whootwhoot March 25, 2009

Reset button

After eating to much, making yourself throw up by pushing the reset button.

I dated this girl who routinely ate to much, just to go to the bathroom to hit the reset button

by childerhose February 13, 2009

dung button

The Anus.

"Christ, that shit was heavy. I nearly split me dung button."

by Matty Boy March 10, 2004

Tart Button

The mute switch on your headset. If you don't understand why people can't hear you in chat you might want to check this first before typing in caps "I DO NOT HAVE MY MUTE BUTTON ON I'M NOT STUPID YOU KNOW"

Sorry I had my tart button on, Hey we can't hear you check your tart button, Hit your tart button before you sneeze ok?

by A/V chat January 31, 2009

Button-Docking

Similar to conventional docking, however an uncircumcised man's foreskin engulfs an outtie belly button. This activity is available to both homosexual and heterosexual couples.

Have you heard of the button-docking party happening tomorrow night? Outties and uncircumcised lads only!

I discovered that Linda had an outtie, so I totally button-docked my tip to that shit!

by Dr. Belly Fucker January 5, 2010