Buy a merkin

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.
Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin
by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021
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Buying a star

Buying a star means that you buy a lot of stuff for a friend so you kind of buy their friendship with objects.
You're buying a star for her.
by unpause February 02, 2019
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buy borrow die

the buy borrow die is a financial strategy that takes the concept of buying a real estate or stocks or any asset, borrowing money (if you don't pay back, tell them they can have one of your assets. then you die and pss it too your future grandchildren
me: hi i'd like a loan of $1,000,000
bank: ok, will you pay me back?
me: take my kids (buy borrow die method)
by Vistaballs_0 July 17, 2024
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buying lines

The act of buying Powerball lines in excess with no real hope of of winning big.
Paul wasted all his paycheck buying lines for the Powerball jackpot.
by Goosebuster January 14, 2016
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