Brown Marksman

When a shit stain is left on the toilet and every time you go for a piss you aim to wash it off

Hey Jimmy, I just managed to clear that shit stain off the bowl, I am a true Brown Marksman!!

by kendoomus March 27, 2012

Browns Jail

Located inside of Firstenergy Stadium in Cleveland Ohio. Browns Jail is known as the most infamous prison in the world due to it's grueling conditions and the type of inmates typically admitted. Violent drunks that can't behave themselves while watching the Cleveland Browns can find themselves getting dragged to this jail by security. There's no food, beer or cigarettes allowed inside. Inmates are left with nothing but their thoughts and love for the Cleveland Browns.

"Dude, I can't believe John threw his warm beer at Hue Jackson. I'm going to pray for that man because we might never see him again if he's sent to Browns Jail."

by CoolManHungryMan November 13, 2018

brown phone

Slang term for the urge to expell one's bowels.

"I'm getting a customer service call on the brown phone."

by JC Andrews May 27, 2005

Musty Brown

A Morbidly obese child who smells like shit and cannot get layed or even talk to women successfully. as a result of that he is a very violent motherfucker and repeated says the word "nigga" even though he is white. a "Musty Brown" will talk a lot of shit but when it comes down to fighting all he knows is the legendary move the "WINDMILL" what a fag right?

Austin:"MAAAAAh i was smoking all dat good weed nigga"

Kyle: "Man shut the fuck up Musty Brown"
Austin: " MAAHhh nigga imma beat the brakes off you"
Kyle: "you won't do shit you fat motherfucker"
Austin" mahh you lucky i aint wanna figght today!"

by Miranda i like yo shoes March 26, 2013

jim browning

Youtuber that do scambaiting with the name Jim Browning(Not a Real Name).Yeah thats him.

Kevin:(With heavy indian accent)Hello this is tech support.My name is kevin.
Jim:Hello I got this message that tell about some virus in my computer.
Kevin:I know this voice,you're that Jim Browning!
*HANG UP THE CALL*

by TafZiqDrilFazDilDilB July 6, 2020

brown moment

When you accidentally shit yourself in public.

I had a brown moment at the library after eating a giant spicy burrito.

by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021

fletcher brown

A super hot guy in general and crazy kind guy. He's super smart too. He's hard to find but when you find him never let him go. He'll be the greatest thing that's ever happened to you. Go out and find yourself a Fletcher

Oh, damn that fletcher brown killed it on and off the dance floor last night!!

by Jamal Hawkins January 10, 2017