Colorado brick

When you shit out of an upper floor window or balcony and the shit freezes before it hits the ground.

Dude, I landed a Colorado Brick on that BMW in front of the hotel.

by kcpilot June 10, 2016

brick fence

A brick wall typically less than 8 feet tall.

“There were a bunch of mites over on the brick fence”

by BrickFencesAreAThing May 18, 2018

Brick Wellington

A slang term for any food that should be soft and delicious, but is instead hard and terrible.

Man, I ordered a steak medium rare, but I got a brick wellington instead.

by GuapJosh January 3, 2013

Brick Hands

A person who can not catch a football.

*Jon throws a football to his friend A.j*
*A.j got his hands on it but bounced right back out of them*
Jon: Nice brick hands you'd be a great punt blocker!
A.j: Shut the hell up.

by Jonathan Polamalu October 7, 2012

Thanos Brick

Doesn't exist but if he does, watch your Infinity Windows

Friend: Have you heard about that purple yeezy disintegrating all those brick walls?

Me: You mean Thanos Brick?

by thissiteiscoolbutihatemyparent October 18, 2018

ghetto brick

In the mid-20th century, before there was aluminum or vinyl siding, asphalt shingle siding was the alternative replacement siding. Some of this siding was stamped to appear to be brick or stone; this is ghetto brick.

That ghetto brick house on the corner has been rental property for as long as I can remember.

by John Murden September 8, 2005

Talking brick

A person selling (bricks of) cocaine.

"I'm a walking lick; Gucci Mane the talking brick" - Gucci Mane, "Stupid"

by bonkeykong February 20, 2009