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Bishoped

When a friend lies about how long they will be gone
Friend: He still hasn’t gotten back?
Friends 2: I think he Bishoped you deadass
by Pale Nigga December 20, 2020
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St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022
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Bishops Stortford College

Oh you go to bishops stortford college? Gotta be rich, right?
by CharlieBarkler May 13, 2021
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Blinging The Bishop

The act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness.
John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...
by shane ye January 24, 2011
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Malcolm bishop

A big specy bald cunt who walks through town talking to himself and is most definitely gay
Oh shit look at that twat oh wait.... na it's just Malcolm bishop
by Bigdongwingwong February 8, 2019
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chris bishop

Christopher's tend to by shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Arguments and debates are his strong points He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice.

Girl: I wish my guy could be more like Christopher.CVery talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships.

Stella:"Hey remember Christopher?"

Lucy:"From summer? yeah what about him?"

Stella:"He's my favorite."Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice.
by hell god ss December 5, 2017
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Bishop Shanahan

a Catholic high school in downingtown that sucks. have you ever wanted to be surrounded by a bunch of prolife assholes who say slurs and wear and airpods? well, look no further. also the home of the "shanahoes", which is just what a bunch of orange blonde girls call themselves when they feel especially obnoxious. a school where the administration doesn't give a shit unless your hair goes past the collar, are a literal fetus, or you bad mouth a certain teacher.
"What school do you go too?"
"Bishop Shanahan."
"I'm so sorry."
by toomanynicknames May 4, 2021
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