Secret Beard

When a dark haired individual inexplicably grows patches of red or blonde facial hair in between one's normal black or brown beard- so much so that the beard remains a secret to everyone but the beard wearer himself.
Henry's stubble is rather elusive to the eye. They say it's a secret beard.
by siosays July 19, 2011
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mango beard

The act of urinating on your own beard.
Hey Bill I bet you can't give yourself a mango beard
by mrweegles February 12, 2019
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Beard Threshold

When your facial hair constitutes, unequivocally, a beard. Or when your facial hair is now a sign of a deliberate aesthetic choice. This is opposed to someone who simply hasn't shaved in a while or keeps a token amount of short facial hair that really just makes them look lazy or because they are lazy.
"My whole face looks longer today, it must be because I passed the beard threshold"

x- "What do you think of my new beard?"
y- "that's not a beard, you haven't reached the beard threshold"
x-"but I haven't shaved in like 5 days!"
y-"It's still a little patchy, you'll hit the beard threshold soon."

scruff, peach fuzz, facial hair
by pman22 April 08, 2010
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Titty beard

The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.
Last night I met Mike Napoli. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard. Damn it. Go Mike!
by Redsox4ever May 15, 2015
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Liberty Beard

Liberty Beard (Adj.): When a member of the military doesn't shave on days off, or extended periods of leave or absence.
Guy 1: Hey, are you growing your Liberty beard out this weekend?
Guy 2: Bro I grow my liberty beard out every weekend.
by Liberty75 July 06, 2015
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Apple beard

A bulbous like forming and upkeep of a beard just on the ball of the chin. Round and plump.
Man, did you see Chris' apple beard? He's been growing that thing for weeks now, no water required!
by bluDAbaDEdaBAdi September 11, 2011
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Skin Beard

An other term for a scrotum.
Dude, check out this gay porn...There's a guy that's contact juggling a black man's skin beard...
by Dracotic September 25, 2010
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