by WindyButtcheeks51 July 3, 2021
Get the River horsemug. The act of having a woman at the end of a pipe and letting your diarrhea fiercely shoot down the pipe either into her mouth or asshole depending on preference.
by HeavyDutyPretzelStick May 20, 2017
Get the Chocolate Rivermug. show of exasperation, frustration; phrase indicates agitation and/or sorrow. The phrase came to be in early 19th century Germany when Wilhelm Schwarz could not cross his hometown river because an anomaly of buckets appeared in the waterway. Term became slang in modern Germany (Fluesse Eimer!) and has thusly spread to the world.
by B.K. Major July 13, 2014
Get the Rivers of Bucketsmug. A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".
She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.
by Shad Ded November 23, 2020
Get the River Cootermug. A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.
by Anon_Bitch January 8, 2015
Get the Kettle Rivermug. Person1: dude lets go down the mall
Person2: dont do it man the "river is dry"
Person1:your right theres no girl in sight
Person2: dont do it man the "river is dry"
Person1:your right theres no girl in sight
by Pro fishrman January 9, 2011
Get the river is drymug. by sksksksksdank January 16, 2019
Get the Austin Riversmug.