Elijah

An Elijah is the Lord of dumbness. He feeds off stupidity. He lives with his parents until death (dies early from eating Tim tams). Hates basketball and is weird.

Ew, he is such an Elijah. Yuck

by rossabong June 4, 2020

Elijah

A lolicon. Probably watches love live and stans Maki and hates Nico. His waifus are all underaged or look like they are.

Guy 1: Yo is that a Lysithea stan. Gee, he sure likes lolis
Guy 2: Hey it's Elijah

by werdnAtoNyllatoT June 11, 2020

Elijah

The best friend ever, goes through hard times is depressed alot but still he'll be there in the end for you, funny skinny and cool.

elijah cool dude

by Redskull123492 June 29, 2020

Elijah

A fucking Cunt only wants girls for their Ugly ahh bodies and will fuck any fat white woman .

Elijah a faggot cunt

by Iababdkdjss July 1, 2020

Elijah

#ElijahPandemic or Elijah is a term referred to as of supreme intellect; unmatched intelligence. People who follow the #ElijahPandemic are typically men who may find it hard to find a mate, however, that is an exchange for their philosophical intelligence.

How are you this smart, are you an Elijah copy?

by BigMan4105 July 14, 2020

Elijah

A real steppa

Dea go the elijah nigga watch out

by Luh_ August 8, 2020

Elijah

The biggest brain in the world he can out play u in minecraft smack u in fortnite top 4% of his grade .
Has an amazing youtube channel with amazing content and he has alot of friends

The mans a big brain

No he is an Elijah

by DerrpyFish August 19, 2020