by Theonetruebear April 2, 2020

When referencing any debaucherous activity when one knows the right choice but consistently chooses otherwise....
I was going to call a cab after drinking, but I had an ashtonism and decided to drive home myself.....and not stop at sheetz
by Bigsexy8404 October 20, 2023

by ApeTakeover June 6, 2022

This mf so stupid he set up a prank for his sister on April fool's and ended up springing the trap on himself causing his pants to get drenched with lemonade
by Orangesauce November 24, 2021

Ash is the type of person that will try to help you no matter what. They are an extremely kind and caring person, no matter what they say. Ash is an all out amazing person. If your ever friends with an Ash (Ashton) make sure to stay friends with them as they are one of the best people to walk the earth. Ash always loves to dance. They always do the strangest things, which makes you want to be around them more. They are always fun to be around. If you ever encounter an Ashton, make sure to befriend them, it will be a really good decision.
Ashton is so amazing!
by DerpGod January 16, 2022

A guy that will always lose a boxing match because he has the arms of a chicken.
He also pulls no women.
He also pulls no women.
by The Champ Of Azerbaijan May 7, 2019

Also known as "The Hot One," everyone likes him. He is like the god of cuteness. The girl in group six from school that sits next to Ethan really likes him.
by Liam Davis Jr. April 9, 2019
