Alan

The pinacle of being a gentleman

Loved by all the ladies
Respected but disliked by most men but his friends
Well dressed
Makes a woman feel like she is the only one
If someone is rude to Alan or others he always stand up

Ohh I want Alan so bad but I can’t tell him, that elegance and style and what a smile!

by Richard134449king September 26, 2018

Alaning

Using the Alan Wrench

Michael was alaning so hard while building this machine.

by Chinkyboy September 28, 2018

Alan

Alan is Handsome,smart, Funny, athletic,Smart, and good with the girls. He can be nice when he chooses it and bad when he wants to. He is great leader when it comes to sports and the best player. He is really funny when he is around his friends.Everyone loves his body and hair. He is a really awsome dude.

When Alan sees someone sad, Alan turns funny so that person will be happy.

by Fr3sh.b11 April 30, 2018

Alaning

To have dirrhea so un-believably bad, that you rip yourself a new bootyhole.

"dude that curry was fire gave me such bad alaning tho"

by Mr Majos March 13, 2023

Alan

The best person you could ever asked. He tends to be quiet sometimes but inside, he cares. If you're hurt, he act like he doesn't care but inside he does. The best brother especially when making sure you're happy. He will always be there for you.

Alan: OML are u ok?

Ivy: Someone knocked me over

Alan: WHO?

Ivy: A bully

Alan : What did u do to her?

Ivy: i pushed her back

Alan : Good Job. I'll help you get over it.

Ivy : Ohh IN THAT CASE, I'll order a hydralyte ice block and a bowl of chips and can you also prepare me ice cream later? Oh don't forget my grape HI-CHEWS. THANK YOUUUUU

by M47human March 20, 2023

Alan

A FLY ASS NIGGA

Yo were that Handsome Motherfucker Alan at?

by Stolemaperctf March 26, 2023

Alan Frick

Gets Goosebumps When XRP Drops .01 cent. will ask you for the .15 you owe him. price of gold is up? he will know the day before

Works out everyday gets fatter
may be morman or jewish hard to tell

thinks he knows how to cook
sike
doesnt

dont be an alan frick

by anonymous March 29, 2023