The intentional parting of ones hair down the middle for the purpose of hiding widow's peak type male pattern baldness. This style is commonly adopted by washed out Rock and Roll bands and their fans. It is closely related to the comb over.
In preparation for his 20 year high school reunion, Bob decides to style his hair into a split-over to hide his male pattern baldness.
Hey Joe, check out the split-over on that guy.
Hey Joe, check out the split-over on that guy.
by Carleidoscope June 7, 2014
Get the split-overmug. by Soulful_Gingee March 11, 2016
Get the Split The Dickmug. when an individual wearing a dress and thong is standing and accidentally defecates and the turd is cleanly sliced in half lengthwise by the string of the thong before falling to the ground.
"That cold brew coffee went straight through me. I gotta get to a bathroom quick or I'm gonna make a banana split."
by Havanabanana May 31, 2017
Get the Banana splitmug. by CoolBro1086 January 19, 2018
Get the double splittedmug. Simply put, lines/rails of cocaine. If you are down with the yak get those yickityspilts ready for snuffing!
by Tank Tankerton December 19, 2008
Get the yickity splitsmug. The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
Get the split screeningmug. I only date chicks from third-world countries with sub-standard medical care because I can't even get it up unless I'm lane splitting.
by worst_thing_ive_done_today June 24, 2009
Get the lane splittingmug.