cosmic karl

Shooting your load on the ceiling of a black light lit room. Leaving behind spots that look like the night sky

Boy did he go off, he cosmic karl ed the whole room.

by Stickworks December 18, 2017

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Karl#3582

Karl#3582

by Guy94694 February 03, 2021

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the hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. he is so smexy and funny asf

i just met this hot funny dude and i bet him name is Karl G!

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NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.

Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl

by Deamkn March 26, 2024

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When you do something spectacular and everybody is in awe of your ability to carry out a certain task to perfection

Oh he has really karled it there

by Karlosbermingjam June 29, 2017

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when you cut your face in a bar bathroom because your brother is getting along with your girlfriend

by absynthe_paris November 18, 2020

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(GOAT)"greatest of all time " will never be beat is a god not even kratos comes close.

by Big batti 66 September 24, 2020

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