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Knock joints

So when we going to knock joints ?
by smog catcher October 28, 2009
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Geometric Joint

A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls
by TaquitoIsATerribleName May 9, 2011
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Points for Joints

a website that "awards $100 grants to those who have overcome the adversity of being caught with under an ounce of marijuana in an area in which the herb has been decriminalized." Pretty much, the savior of all dirt poor potheads

www.pointsforjoints.org
Don't worry, even if you get caught, Points for Joints will cover the fine.

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by StonerLoner November 23, 2010
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Grandparent Joint

Save the roaches from your joints and combine the resonated pot into a new (more potent) joint. If planned correctly, this technique can be repeated endlessly, producing high-potency grandparent joints and even great-grandparent joints.
"Looks like we've got enough here for a Grandparent joint, anyone down?"

"I have been saving the great-grandparent joint of last summer for my backpacking trip."
by SativaVata May 5, 2009
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joe joint

ridiculously small joints that you always seem to burn ur fingers on
usually about .4g in it
Fuck i just burned my hand on that joe joint

JOEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO EAT A SKUNT
by ma.rson November 25, 2007
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what the joint

a phrase that is used when you are in shock.

can be replaced by: wtf, what the hell, what the heck.
what the joint is going on here?

what the joint is that stench?

what the joint, are you loco?
by brandon Zito April 15, 2008
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Jointing

Guy 1: Yo, what you doing?
Guy 2: Nothing, just jointing.
Guy 1: Kool, can I join you?
Guy 2: Sure.
by CJ-HC September 25, 2008
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