Jar Me Later

A response to someone being annoying, frustrating and/or jarring.

When your landlord is demanding rent but you spent it on bag

"Jar me later"

by Jimrald Dank September 6, 2019

Sith Jar Jar Principle

When someone acts foolish or stupid to distract from their true goals or needs. this stems from the popular theory Jar Jar Binks acted to accomplish his own goals as a Sith Lord, while using the mask of a fool to fool the Jedi.

Guy : don’t trust that dude.
Gal : Why not, he seems kinda fun in a dumb way.
Guy : he’s using the Sith Jar Jar Principle (Sith JJ Principle) to rope you in, I wouldn’t trust him too much.

by Atypical Guy June 10, 2024

in the jar

sexual activity there you put a figure in a jar and after that fill the jar with cum

im gonna put this figure in the jar

by mikakit April 13, 2024

Jar

BIGGEST MF DICK HUUUUUGE LIKE WTF WOAH

damn Jar noice dick ya got homie

by Jar321 March 24, 2021

Pee Jar

A jar (typically a mason jar) used to store urine. Mainly used in the middle of the night when one is too lazy to go all the way to the bathroom. Or for when that one pussy is too afraid to go to the bathroom after a scary movie.

Person1: “Dude, I gotta pee but I don’t wanna walk to the bathroom.”

Person2: “Just use the pee jar, bruh.”

by Daddy Dimadome August 20, 2020

jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.

I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.

by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

All me jar

All me jar is a jar that consists of human secretion. A Standard jar includes urine, period blood/ regular blood, hair, finger nails, poop, and ejaculation. However, the jar can consist of more human secretion like foot shavings, spit, discharge, tears, ect. It’s typically for personal keepsake or to gift your partner.

Hi bae here’s my all me jar for when I’m not with you!

by Anextlickholy April 25, 2025