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Craig

An atrocious human being that is addicted to zyns and snow. According to the book of Streetalations Page 7 Verse 59; He is the definition of diabolical scheming, always on demon time. People do not know if a Craig is real because they are always ghosting women. In order to become a Craig, first you must meet a Mandy.
by El compa Fugation April 9, 2025
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craig

An average American uncle with an average name (could be a pedophile)
"Here we see a craig in its natural habitat."
by NewGirl_InTown October 10, 2021
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Jon Craig

A perfect example of a real man. He's someone that loves hard and doesn't give up on the ones he loves no matter how bad it gets. He's a true blessing to have on your side, but watch out if you're on his bad side because Craig's don't play. He's someone you can take home to your family. He's a sex God so every female wants him. He's someone that you'll regret ever losing. He's a different kind of breed, someone you can't help but to fall in love with.
Jon Craig is one kick ass guy.
Jon Craig is one hell of a lover
You see that Craig over there, I'm going to marry that man some day.
by BearCherryPie January 15, 2024
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Craig Hole

A hole in the ground where Craig's come from at the age of 30. There's never been A baby called Craig!
Why have I never seen Craig around before? He's fresh out of the Craig hole this year.
by Bunghole king June 16, 2022
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Craig

Craig is kind, hardworking, and smart. He tries his best to make other people happy and always seems to be doing something for someone else. He has so much integrity and never seems to realize it. He doesn't even realize how much of a good person he is. People tend to talk down on him or put the blame on him, but the reality is that he does his best and most of the time it's better than the other people. Craig tries really hard to impress the people that he likes, but once he gets comfortable he is one of the most laid-back and understanding people you'll ever know. He might seem stubborn (he really is) but he is really just passionate about what he does. Overall, Craig is a good person and everyone should give him a chance.
Wow, you're really behaving like Craig would. It's awesome.
by three._ February 18, 2025
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Craig

A full-time food delivery driver who knows it all but is too short to see over the steering wheel so he has to sit on a phone book.
All you do is bitch, stop being such a Craig! Um, k?!
by FartSniffer22 June 5, 2024
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Craig

To miss an easy goal scoring opportunity by shooting significantly wide of the goal. Typically applied to football players from Hull or their supporters.
A great ball into the box from Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney gets onto the end of it, he takes the shot first time but he's totally Craiged it. Oh my word, he's put it in row Z.
by CaymanMNF February 19, 2024
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