Blood Joint

A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking.

Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...
"Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous

"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You
by ProphetOfTheGoat October 20, 2011
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Geometric Joint

A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls
by TaquitoIsATerribleName April 19, 2011
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Double jointed fresh balls

Double jointed fresh balls taste like a hee hee
by Littledred8 March 25, 2022
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barbie joint

When u wipe your butt with toilet paper too quickly n the TP rolls into long rolls
When "pauley" wipes his butt n the barbie joints fall out
by Bob the builer64 April 11, 2019
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Gigalo Joint

A gigalo joint is a joint of kush rolled with two rolling papers, wich makes it big.
I smoked the fattest gigalo joint last night
by Pablo "Gigalo" Ernesto June 25, 2022
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Joint Guard

The person in the group that is designated to hold the weed whilst the group is moving areas. Usually a dumber person, such as certain jocks or the distant friends.
Brian is so weird, the only reason we keep him around is to be the Joint Guard .
by Evan_Dayhoff March 15, 2018
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truffle joint

a joint rolled with a kief surprise in the center
Want me to save this kief for the truffle joint?
by panpan823 February 14, 2020
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