pickle jarring

When someone's earlobe stretching is so wide you can fit one or more dicks in their plug.

n. Damn dude, that pickle jarring is beggin' for a DP.
v. His rather ample faux-ivory ear plug was worthy of a mammoth-sized pickle jarring, and Snuffy was just the bull to take it.

by Better than Syriza November 7, 2015

Jar

the best ship on titans 😍 jason todd + gar logan

if I don’t get jar back this season im going to commit die

by therealrachelroth October 5, 2021

cunt jar

Someone that is so "cunty" they are the equivalent to a jar full of cunts. A level of "bitch" that can't be topped.

Did you see Nicole today? She is acting like a total cunt jar.

by Queen Adorer April 19, 2017

Tard jar

A short bus. A shortened school bus for special needs children.

Check out all them reerees cramming into that tard jar. What kind of shitty field trip could they be going on?

by behebojo September 12, 2022

Jarring

Mr St. John’s favourite word, meaning greatly contrasting or anything else he wants it to mean.

Maccie B’s character development was bare jarring innit

by cardi b hehe April 27, 2022

M&M’s jar

A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am

“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”

by anonymous February 2, 2024

Jarred Gethers

a sexy Haitian/Italian mutt that loves Mary Harrington but doesn't know how to help her do her laundry and other various things because he's a mama's boy and gets everything done for him.

"His name must be Jarred Gethers because he forgot to put detergent in the washing machine with my clothes."

by IamAwesome12345 February 4, 2010