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Cum jar

Someone who nuts in a jar until it’s full and then sells it on eBay and saying it’s mayonnaise
Zack:imma make a cum jar and sell it
Ben: Zack don’t do that someone will report you to the police
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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Jar For Cookie

A Jar in a house of which you insert cookies into to eat later, like a storage for cookies.
a jar for cookie is a jar which containscookies
by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021
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pickle jarring

When someone's earlobe stretching is so wide you can fit one or more dicks in their plug.
n. Damn dude, that pickle jarring is beggin' for a DP.
v. His rather ample faux-ivory ear plug was worthy of a mammoth-sized pickle jarring, and Snuffy was just the bull to take it.
by Better than Syriza November 7, 2015
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Jar chaser

Someone, usually a female. who trades sex for drugs and bounces from person to person, leaving one when they run out of drugs and going to another.
That Ruth Ann stays high and is with a different dude every week, she's a total jar chaser.
by Deadhead859 July 20, 2022
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The Jar

Originating from a 2014 4chan post from a brony, The Jar is a clear jar containing a figurine (originally a Rainbow Dash pony) that is filled with semen over a period of time. Semen will sit in The Jar for an unhealthy amount of time.
by DamnMan. February 24, 2022
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Jar play

Jar play is when you put a jar up your (or anothers) ass. Some may do this for pleasure, others for pain, but a select few do it simply to push the limits of the human body for scientific exploration. The primary concern for jar play enthusiasts is which end to put in first. Some are passionate about the lid first approach, because it eases you into the excruciating pain that is surely to come. Others prefer to dive right into it with the bottoms up approach, which involves shoving the larger side up in order to create a powerful suction that aids the jar up the ass. Both ways are lovely. To each their own. Happy jar play everybody!
M: “Hey Dani, what’s your kink?”
Q: “I’m super into jar play. Always been a lid first guy.”
by BeepBop9000 August 23, 2018
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poop in a jar

When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie
My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped
by Officer dub hub March 15, 2021
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