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Bi-winning

Random News Woman: Are you Bipolar?
Rockstar From Mars: No, I'm Bi-winning
by I'mBi-winning March 30, 2011
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Bi-Winning

Bi-Winning, you win here you win there.
I'm not bipolar i'm bi-winning, i win here i win there.
by iAlerion April 1, 2011
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Anger wanking

The act of leaving an argument to go and vent anger through wanking
Guy 1: Where's Dan disappeared to?

Guy 2: We told him he's gay.

Guy 3: So he ran off to go and have an anger wank.

Guy 1: Ah man he's always anger wanking.
by THEHOUGHSTERs April 23, 2011
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Luxury Wanking Device

A term used to describe one's girlfriend or, more specifically, her gash.
1. I don't love you. You're just a luxury wanking device.

2. I've got a new luxury wanking device.

3. Can I borrow your luxury wanking device?
by gash rash July 5, 2011
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Eagle winging

When you sit in the middle of two guys, and jerk them off, while all three of you look in the same direction. The "Eagle Wing" refers to the flapping motion of your arms.
I was with My boyfriend and his brother and we got caught eagle winging.
by 132547689 May 7, 2017
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Lame Whining Wanking Poser

Adj. This type of person is not worth describing, but does wastes oxygen and space. Hence, creating the phrase, 'Waste of Space.' Acronym: L.W.W.P. For a boss: it is the ass kissing, dick licking, cum guzzling, ball handling, employee who resides in the boss's ass 24/7. For a self definition: See Philip . For a visual, see PeeWee Herman. For advice, see Tiger Woods. The best Punishment was a public event: See B.C, (Before Christ) Stoned to Death. For Judgement: See GOD!

L: LOSER LONER
W: WUSSY WEEPING
W: WHORE WHIPPED
P: PIMP PUSSY
Lame Whining Wanking Posers are always found hitting on unhappy married people. The unhappy married people who commit adultery with the Lame Whining Wanker Poser become the same low class of Lame Whining Wanker Poser.
by TYPEW November 22, 2010
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wanking it

To hold the penis and stroke up and down causing an ejaculation and or to cum
When Jim was done wanking it he proceeding to ejaculate all over Sally's mouth and hair
by Ballsballs November 12, 2013
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