shwinkle winkle

The shriveling of a penis due to cold temperatures.

I got shwinkle winkle after diving in the lake.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin April 2, 2017

kevin wingle

This kid is extra slim thicc and he WILL steal yo girl

Aka dumbthicc. Slim thick kevin wingle just stole my woman

by ChickenFetishs September 12, 2017

kiddy widdler

Harvey ramsdens autistic father.

Me: Harvey, where’s your dad?
Harvey: you mean that kiddy widdler?
Me: yep..

by Harvey’s dad December 29, 2017

ms.winkleman

Probably one of the world worst god damn teachers of all time. If you could cross a fossil and a witch. You would get something that looks like ms.winkleman. She has no life and no kids, which is obvious because again. No one wants to date a bag of bones.

Did you have ms.winkleman 3d period? Yeah, shes a whore.

by JuulsRNotKool May 16, 2018

Bowl Winder

A turd of exceptional length, usually normal to thin girth, coming in at around 8+ inches, that winds around the bottom of bowl for at least one full rotation.

"Did you see that picture of that bowl winder I sent you earlier!?" -Guy 1

"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2

by I-CUP May 25, 2018

Mexican Winkle Dip Surpise

A dip made by Winkle that’s arousing and surprising

I can’t wait to get my lips on that Mexican Winkle Dip Surpise

by Dawnald June 2, 2018

fruit winder

a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus

"Can I try some of your Kellogg's Fruit Winder?"
"No."

by _thetruetea February 23, 2019