Bloody willy

Bloody willy is when you slit your palm and masturbate

I gave myself a bloody willy last night

by the 5 footer October 25, 2020

waxy willy

It’s like a wet Willy except from your ear to another’s mouth.

Wet willy’s Are for pussies, taste my waxy willy.

by Hymensmasher June 23, 2018

Willy Dart

An Individual that is easily fooled by others and doesn’t read small print.

An Individual that says, “Really?” after someone tells something obviously not true only to be greeted with a blank stare and then a very loud laugh.

An individual who tempts further exploitation by others

"Hey that guy over there thinks he just bought a round of drinks but I just took out a mortgage in his name"… "oh my god what a Willy Dart"

Doorman says “free drinks in the strip club” to and individual “Really” replies the individual and skips in to the club. The doormen turn to one another and say what a Willy Dart.

Guy gets mugged at gun point and as the mugger runs of with his wallet he shout for the mugger to return as he forgot to take his phone. Police report states the victim was a stereo typical Willy Dart.

by Polish Pycho Stripper July 19, 2017

willy dipper

a willy dipper is a man who likes to dunk his penis into a cup of coffee then be given oral

man1 "hey baby fancy given me head?"
woman"na but ill give yu a willy dipper "
man1" ok ill go buy some coffee"

by grace oblong March 10, 2011

Drippy willy

When you pull your willy out of welshy wetness

Iv got drippy willy now

by 🇮🇪Irish potato stew🍀 September 11, 2018

Willy Slap

To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....

The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.

This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!

by Noodlesticks McGrew January 6, 2014

Willy Talk

Those akward moments when your peeing in the urinal, and the guy next to you starts talking.

Friend: "Yeah, it was super akward. The guy next to me tried to willy talk.
You: "Cool."

by ABiGuy June 16, 2022