French press

A press-up (Am. push-up) done on one's knees.

Joe couldn't do 25 full press-ups so after 21 he dropped to his knees and did 4 more French presses

by Tazza June 9, 2020

The French Attention

In customer service when a customer is being unreasonable and asking for unnecessary accommodations despite the service they have been getting is beyond satisfactory, so the customer service staff will pretend to make the extra accommodations to please the ungrateful fucksticks. This works 100% of the time because these customers are attention seeking and lack a grip on reality, therefore they unable to actually determine the quality of service they are receiving.

“The Karen on table 4 is complaining her Chicken Parm doesn’t have enough chicken.”
“ Give her The French Attention. Based on her haircut I doubt she has any ability to recognize objective quality.”

by waffleman95 March 2, 2021

french sword

A baguette

I want to have a duel with a French sword in the bread aisle!

by Sharika January 26, 2016

French suicide

The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag

Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?

by US organization of healthcare April 4, 2017

French trench

The act of placing cheese, preferably soft cheese, into the 'trench' of your elbow and then licking or having it licked out of your trench.

He French trenched a lady on a first date using the brie from their charcuterie board.

by Deja07 August 9, 2018

French mullet

Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.

Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

Double French

When you’re about to blow your Baby Gravy, pull out, and finish in her mouth. Then quickly take one of those shitty French Vanilla Creamers you get at Shari’s, IHOP & shit, and poor it in her mouth, and on her face. Begin French Kissing. That is the Double French

Fagbag #1 “Hey, bro. I’m gonna take my girl to Shari’s, so that we can have dinner, and I can take some French Vanilla coffee creamer.”

Fagbag #2 “Why would you take coffee creamer from Shari’s?”

Fagbag #1 “So that we can do the Double French!”

by Dat1kidwidaviper April 23, 2019