Wednesday

The worst fucking day of the week for me. Just everything goes wrong. I don't know why.

Guy 1: Yo, why you so mad?
Guy 2: It's Wednesday.
Guy 1: Okay?
Guy 2: Fuck Wednesdays! Most goofy ahh day of the week.

by AverageAvgeek January 4, 2024

Wednesday

The day of the frogs

Reddit loves frogs
ITS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES HERE ARE THE FROGS

by Blazin inferno5 August 18, 2021

cum wednesday

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.

"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.

by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021

wednesday

A homophobic slur against gay men, particularly men whom “hump” each other.

“Go and hump your gay boyfriend, you absolute Wednesday!”

by dogpawswapgod September 2, 2025

How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.

Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"

by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

wednesday

On this day hug youre bff, write them sweet notes, buy them a gift!

Do whatever! Just show them that you love them! this is every wednesday lol

Omg why you being so nice?
Its wednesday, where youre show how much you love youre bff
oh! well then i love wednesday

by Youre Best Friend November 11, 2019

no wheezing Wednesday

You can not wheeze the whole 24 hours or ur gay

AHAHAHAHA- Mariah

Mariah lost no wheezing Wednesday that day

by erykah bitch ass November 11, 2019