Watermelon Sugar is a very rare form of sugar, that is highly addictive, leaves users feeling overwhelmingly euphoric, and undergoes a very complex and difficult to perform extraction of sugar from watermelons. It is used by the elite of the world.
Example 1 - Tom: hey, do you have any Watermelon Sugar?
Ted: nah bro, you know I'm not that rich man, c'mon! I'd have to have millions just to get enough to last a week!
Example 2 - Mandy: Wowsers! Have you seen Nancy Pelosi's face lately? It's covered in wrinkles, and she looks like a corpse! I guarantee she's been riding the Dragon with that Watermelon Sugar again!
Ted: nah bro, you know I'm not that rich man, c'mon! I'd have to have millions just to get enough to last a week!
Example 2 - Mandy: Wowsers! Have you seen Nancy Pelosi's face lately? It's covered in wrinkles, and she looks like a corpse! I guarantee she's been riding the Dragon with that Watermelon Sugar again!
by I Am George Washington June 10, 2021

by yoshikid8 April 30, 2021

an extremely serious disease caused by the expedited consumption of copious amounts of watermelon. Symptoms include temporary paralysis of the lower body, numbing of the legs, and crippling anxiety.
My brother ate 8 entire watermelons and was bed ridden the whole next day due to his severe case of watermelon legs.
by Brian but stuff June 24, 2021

Watermelon Sugar
is an American postmodern post-apocalyptic novel ("In Watermellon Sugar") by Richard Brautigan written in 1964 and published in 1968. It was extremely popular.
Set in the aftermath of a fallen civilization, it focuses on a commune organized around a central gathering house which is named "iDEATH". In this environment, many things are made of watermelon sugar - but the inhabitants also use pine wood and stone for building material and fuel made from trout oil.
is an American postmodern post-apocalyptic novel ("In Watermellon Sugar") by Richard Brautigan written in 1964 and published in 1968. It was extremely popular.
Set in the aftermath of a fallen civilization, it focuses on a commune organized around a central gathering house which is named "iDEATH". In this environment, many things are made of watermelon sugar - but the inhabitants also use pine wood and stone for building material and fuel made from trout oil.
In IDEATH many things are made of Watermelon sugar.
Why? Why Watermelon Sugar?
I guess you need to spend some time there?
Why? Why Watermelon Sugar?
I guess you need to spend some time there?
by zaxaxatak July 11, 2021

Watermelon Sugar is everything and nothing at the same time
It is what you love and what you hate at the same time
It is something that everyone understands yet no one understands
It is unknown, and well known
It is watermelon sugar
It is what you love and what you hate at the same time
It is something that everyone understands yet no one understands
It is unknown, and well known
It is watermelon sugar
Person 1: I know what watermelon sugar is!!
Person 2: Everyone known
Person 1: But no one knows what it is including me
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: Watermelon sugar is everything
Person 2: but its also nothing
Person 1: yea its nothing and everything at the same time
Person 2: Everyone known
Person 1: But no one knows what it is including me
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: Watermelon sugar is everything
Person 2: but its also nothing
Person 1: yea its nothing and everything at the same time
by the oneand only April 7, 2021

by IWillRobYourMom October 19, 2020

Bro wtf how is this shit still trending just let it die please let it die please please please please please it has lost all meaning it is literally fucking worthless what the fuck does watermelon sugar even mean in the first place?! Watermelons are fruits they don’t have sugar WHAT THE FUCK
by Pengu diegu August 16, 2021
