Wanker

One who wanks; A person who masturbates multiple times in a week or day.

Wanking: Masturbating

Oh God, that track runner is a wanker? And he was WANKING whislt running?! Gross.

by The ORIGINAL Grammer Nazi May 24, 2007

wanker

wanker adj : a person whom wanks his pud or cock . look at the bloody wanker . 2 an idiot in the social i.e. look at the bloody wanker ....

look at the bloody wanker in the park scaring away the people ...lol

by wankmeister June 18, 2005

Snow Wanker

A person who either dislikes or bitches about snow.

Snow is epic. FACT.

Harold: Dude, its snowing...don't you just love snow

Bob: Snow is shit, its too cold, I can't get anywhere....*waaaa waaaaa waaaa*

Harold: Shut the fuck up Bob, you're such a snow wanker

by JG3 January 23, 2013

Wanker notes

The contents of a porn magazine

Wanker notes. "I'll now go home and practise my adagio"

by Øystein72 April 23, 2008

Holiday wanker

Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...

Laura's away again being a right holiday wanker

by SocialMediaAvenger September 14, 2017

A-class Wanker

Someone who's being more than just a wanker, someone who pushes beyond being a twat and finally reaches the highest grade. An A-class Wanker.

You see that? That's what we call an A-class wanker

by ☆ProblematicHoe☆ November 30, 2019

wanker cranker

Any hoe willing to shit on a mans wanker to make it stand.

Boy she's a real wanker cranker

by fluffycock November 5, 2017