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Tourette's of the Wallet

When you spend various amounts of money, both large and small, on things you don't really need, with no regard for budget or bills.
I accidentally bought a whole bunch of stupid shit online and totally forgot to pay the cable bill. I have Tourette's of the Wallet.
by mistresskiki October 15, 2011
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balogna wallet

Richard: how was your date, Barry?
Barry: why thank you for asking Richard, we had a nice time. We put my coin purse and her balogna wallet together and had a pleasant time.
by holla_speak July 26, 2014
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walletism

It means a system meant to privilege only those who pay.
This can also include systems that are made to ruin the experience of free users deliberately to impose the supremacy of the wallet.

It's commonly called pay-to-win at massive multiplayer online games.
Dude, you've spent like 400 bucks on this game so you can beat everyone who hasn't spent any money. Walletism at its finest!
by Samurai Pizza Cat March 23, 2016
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Sausage Wallet

A young female willing to accept your penis in her vagina. She is the wallet and the man is the sausage.
Man i haven't seen your sausage wallet around lately.
Ah she's pissed at me.
by Kordd September 22, 2009
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skin wallet

Due to no longer being able to continue intercourse do to injury, one would no longer have anymore "skin to give", hence having an empty "skin wallet".
I knew a guy named Enrique. This one time he was administering a female from the rear on a piece of plywood. His knees were so cut up he had to tell her "I can't finish, I got nothing left in the skin wallet".
by !@#$/^^/$#@!-'c August 15, 2018
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empty wallet syndrome

the existence of an undesirable condition or quality.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.
"Hey man did you hear David is suffering from empty wallet syndrome because he doesn't have a job right now."
by vato-mas_quemado February 22, 2014
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Wallet Fluid

A person or business that goes back and forth on ripping other people off.
That Vet is very Wallet Fluid becuase they always change their prices on pet care.
by jondich February 10, 2023
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