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by BruhSlav May 2, 2020
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Walmart Version

adjective;

1 A derogatory term that is used to disparage a consumer product that is obviously a cheap, poorly made rip-off of a more desired, expensive brand.
2. Any musical group or that attempts to sound like a popular band, but fails.
1. "My brother was bragging about getting a pair of Air Jordans, but they turned out to just be the Walmart Versions..."
2. "I checked out a Greta Van Fleet show, but they turned out to be a Walmart Version of the Rolling Stones.
by Simon Trinculo January 3, 2025
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Walmart-Guru

A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).
Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”

Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021
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harnoot walmart

the most passive aggressive person ever. also the worst ever and so mean. also very rich for some random reason
omg look at harnoot walmart

she’s so weird
by harnoorhateclub November 26, 2021
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walmart recipt lady

that one walmart lady who always takes you to the screening room
look at that ugly ''WALMART RECIPT LADY''
by Thatonemotamona December 15, 2022
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Walmart Wet Dream

The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.
Did you guys hear about Jack’s Walmart wet dream last weekend?
by wagnam163 June 15, 2025
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WalMart

A huge chain of American shops known for having the weirdest of customers. You'd be having a really good day if you managed to avoid a transvestite in leopard-print leggings and a lime green polka-dot tank top.
Hey Joe, Fancy going to WalMart?

No thanks, too many transvestites there.
by qwertyuiop.com OGG May 23, 2016
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