shame wizard

That little voice in your head that comes out of the darkness to give you shame

Person One: The Shame Wizard is from the show Big Mouth but, i also feel he’s real sometimes

Person Two: Yeah it might feel like that, everyone has shame sometimes. It’s okay to feel shame!

by anonymous December 29, 2022

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reddit wizard

Someone who uses Reddit and believes to be a Reddit know-it-all.

Roland was surprised to find the subreddit “fightporn” as he was a self proclaimed Reddit Wizard

by I o KAKU o I June 11, 2019

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Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

by broooomswuad April 17, 2015

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Snack Wizard

A person who eats excessively. Not necessarily fat, but in most cases is.

Bertha raided the fridge last night. She is proving to be quite the snack wizard.

by obiwannablowme February 16, 2017

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The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.

Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"

Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"

Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"

Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"

by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013

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