piss in the wind

when you take a piss outside and it moves I the wind

yea joe took a piss in the wind yesderday
i heard it went all over his pants because the wind blew it back at him
ROFLMAO!

by YouWatchHentaiYouHornyBastard0 October 3, 2016

suck wind

the fresh new slang term to tell someone to fuck off

ya know what you can go suck wind

by d-bizzle November 15, 2004

suck wind

When your sexual partner is wasted and farts in your face as you take a deep breathe causing you too "suck wind" or choke on the raunchy stench.

My god, never go to sleep around Josh, everytime after he has sex, he hits me with the suck wind

by Jordan Riedmann November 16, 2004

wind tunnel

the act of opening your japs eye and letting a female pass wind into it.

female : i really need to pass wind
male : can i have a wind tunnel babe ?

by BONESy July 3, 2014

[wind sock]

The act of sucking a partner's pink sock.

After giving jenny a pink sock, john proceeded to suck it, this resulting in a wind sock.

by Sostrich October 16, 2008

wind sock

when a fart causes a purple sock to wave uncontrollably in the air.

Nesto ate Taco Bell for lunch and had a huge case of the wind sock.

by jebus October 14, 2003

Winds of Plague

An expression that can be used in place of expletives. It also refers to the best thing you're ever going to have.

Go Winds of Plague yourself!
That meal was Winds of Plague and I will never have better!

by MP Hippity Hop May 6, 2009