Whiskey Grandmas are the older variant of the Wine Mom and Vodka Aunt. Where as Wine Moms are classy and Vodka Aunt's are rowdy, Whiskey Grandma's tend to spend most of their time being bitter from age. They are more inclined to avoid social situations to "watch their stories" and drink alone. They are very obscene and crude, but are still respected and revered due to their ages of wisdom and deep love whenever they show it. They have built up such a high alcohol tolerance that you will rarely see them even stumble after a night out drinking.
by Undocumented Goats July 29, 2018
Get the Whiskey Grandmamug. Phoenetics for "Health and Welfare". Which is a big often company wide inspection of a soldiers loving quarters.
Yo, rumor has it that the higher ups are doing a Hotel Whiskey this week. Better get your contraband out of the barracks.
by Skippedstone May 19, 2019
Get the Hotel Whiskeymug. by An unfunny gaylord October 3, 2022
Get the Whiskey dickmug. Q: Did he just raise $100 on a $4 dollar pot?
A: Yes! He either has really good cards or is struggling with whiskey click.
A: Yes! He either has really good cards or is struggling with whiskey click.
by MastaRiddle January 13, 2024
Get the Whiskey clickmug. When you dip your fingers in whiskey and shove them inside a woman to see if it burns her, tells if she has an STD
by CHIEF_Rico June 2, 2019
Get the Whiskey testmug. by Straight answerz November 27, 2017
Get the whiskey breathmug. The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.
I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.
by Elk Snot July 19, 2018
Get the whiskey matrixmug.