whiskey dink

too drunk to get penis hard when it comes to sexy time

"bro I took this girl home last night we were wasted tried to punish but I couldn't get hard.. got a bad case of whiskey dink"

by marmar306 August 1, 2014

whiskey bailer

A term used for friends that bail on standing whiskey drinking plans, regardless of the voracity of their excuse.

Brian: Are you coming out after Business Day. I can provide Jamessurance of a good time.

Lisa: Nah. I'm flying to PDX to see my family.

Brian: You're such a whiskey bailer.

by arceebee April 17, 2017

Whiskey Throat

Drinking enough whiskey and yelling enough the night before that you can't talk the next day.

My little monster drove me to Whiskey Throat yesterday...

by Kalezek February 15, 2020

Whiskey Tattoo

A tattoo that looks amateurish, is poor quality, or appears to have been received while in prison and is commonly seen on white trash.

Check out that chick's whiskey tattoo. She should get that fixed by a real artist.

by Blaksnot Thundercheeks November 1, 2015

Whiskey Ribs

When you're drinking whiskey, and you can start to feel the alcohol in your ribcage.

I can feel this whiskey in my ribcage. Sounds like whiskey ribs to me!

by B00pieSn00ts October 30, 2020

dippin whiskey bits

When you can’t get a boner but have sex anyways

Him:”it’s in”
Her: “I don’t feel anything, you dippin whiskey bits?”

by Urnicus72 February 20, 2018

Whiskey Lullaby

Cocktail consisting of 1 part Irish whiskey, 1 part Rumchata, and 2 parts chocolate milk. 1/4 tsp. vanilla extract optional. Best enjoyed with room-temp liquor over ice shaken and strained.

The whiskey lullaby is perfect for breakfast or dessert, even if you’re lactose-intolerant.

by nogiggity April 8, 2022