Those Rural or Suburban Shoppers who show up in anything at night and act outrageously at all night Walmart Stores
by Jagermeister February 23, 2025
Often too in shape or skinny-fat to be lumped in with the general People of Walmart, these are people (mostly women) who have fooled themselves into thinking they exist at the pinnacle of fashion. In reality however, they've completely given up and are just running around town in ugly gym clothes all day.
Hey! Check out the Model of Walmart coming this way. Goddamn, that camel monster between her legs is hungry for polyester and imitation elastic.
by Positive Language Contributor October 08, 2018
by computernerd2222 April 16, 2020
A Walmart car is an old, piece of shit minivan made in the early 2000’s than is primarily used for running errands. An ideal Walmart car is a Pontiac Montana or a Ford Freestar
by Yinzerman73 May 30, 2023
The act of removing a sock from a mannequin at walmart, busting a fat load in it, and placing it back on the mannequin, leaving it to solidify. When the workers come to change the outfit on the mannequin, the sock should be absolutely immovable, and plastered to the mannequin's foot.
You: "Hey Bryce, wanna go walmart socking?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"
by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 19, 2025
When someone finds a boy attractive the first time they see them but then find that boy ugly when they see them the next day, this is called a Walmart boy
*In a pulic space* "Oh that guy is so cute!"
*the next day in a another public space with the same guy* "Oh nevermind he was just a Walmart boy"
*the next day in a another public space with the same guy* "Oh nevermind he was just a Walmart boy"
by istfgicantfindausername May 14, 2022
Boy: they call me Walmart boy
Girl: why ?
Boy: I ate a girl out in the middle of Walmart
Girl: ..... wanna go to Walmart?
Girl: why ?
Boy: I ate a girl out in the middle of Walmart
Girl: ..... wanna go to Walmart?
by Tay1117 November 07, 2019