Vagitaly

The sexiest place in Europe.
People masturbate there regularly every day.

Vagitaly is the hottest place on Earth.

by gregben September 15, 2023

Vagitalian

What people speak in Vagitaly.
It’s perhaps the sexiest language ever to exist.

Me: Oh I’m uh having oh a great Ah day.
You: wdym?
Me: I’m speaking Vagitalian.

by gregben September 15, 2023

vapity

Christina Grimmie’s brother wore a shirt that said this. If you know the meaning, please elaborate!

All is Vapity

by Chickky27 November 3, 2023

Variable Value Asset

An asset whose variable value is dependent on the purpose for which it is being requested is known as a Variable Value Asset.

Donald Trumps defense in the New York fraud trial is that all valuations previously given are true, using the Variable Value Asset method of accounting.

by BobUpp November 6, 2023

Vajita

The craziest New York weed you've ever smoked

Dude 1: broooo you wanna smoke some vajita
Dude 2: hell yeaaaa broooo im bouta be gone

by ossiweet November 7, 2023

Vagitarian

The act of absolutely enjoying giving her the satisfaction of your tongue roaming the honey hole and doing it for your own satisfaction as well.
Making your tongue one with her vagina
Mastering the act transforming it to an art form

Also waking up with your face looking like a glazed donut... A true Vagitarian indeed

I never said I don't eat meat... I said I was a Vagitarian

by DudeOneMoreAndImGood December 12, 2023

vanity wedding

A destination wedding that is planned to create undue expense, little to do for the guests, short duration, and (foremost) create a “hey, look at me/us” event for the loving but entitled couple.

“OMG, I accompanied my girlfriend to this vanity wedding which cost us a lot of money for a 15 minute glamour photo-op for the bride and groom. They had no concept of the expenses involved for everyone. They should have eloped. We’d all be happier.”

by DiogenesLives January 1, 2024