Hype-vision

When you become blind to how bad a game or other piece of media is, due to the advertising and hype built up around it. Causing you to defend a clearly bad piece of content from criticism for no reason.

Similar to tunnel-vision

People had really bad hype-vision for fallout 76 when it first came out, the games still crap but it’s getting better.

by CrocTheTerrible October 9, 2021

Dick Vision

/dik ˈviZHən/
Noun
When a man is wanting sex (thinking with his dick) so badly that all people look more attractive.

Joseph Joestar is so horny that he has dick vision going on.
Joseph Joestar got that dick vision.

by Schilp June 4, 2022

X-ray vision

The feeling of someone deeply staring at you or cheating off of your answers.

Most often people who use x-ray vision are toxic hypocrites who will then claim they didn't cheat.

"Are they using they're X-ray vision again?"

"I think they're cheating, that's not sigama"

by IsabellaSchuyler May 19, 2025

Vision

You will most likely only meet a person named Vision once in your lifetime. The chances of you meeting one is low though. If you do happen to meet someone named Vision, you're pretty darn lucky.

Vision stop picking your nose

by highonpoteneuse April 23, 2022

blackbox vision

A type of company that is focused on people, prioritizes mental health and work life balance.

Look, that company is migrating to 4 days work week, it's definetely a blackbox vision

by kyk93 November 24, 2021

Mission for Vision

Mission for Vision (MFV) is a leading not-for-profit organisation working since 2000 for the eradication of avoidable blindness.

I work at Mission for Vision (MFV)

by SPA15 November 25, 2021

Apple Vision Pro

An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.

Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.

by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024