Vagine-Eleven

An event from an alternate universe (Hillary Clinton president of USA) where on September 11th, 2001, an all female group hijacked two airplanes and crashed them into the Twin Towers deeming them phallic symbols of oppression.
“I don’t know what event was worse here on Earth C-637, Pearl Necklace Harbor or Vagine-Eleven. Women are relentless.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
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vaginal disaster

After delivering twins, Michelle's genitals were declared a vaginal disaster.
by sickophucko November 28, 2013
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Vaginal Wrestling

After woman on top sex, the man tries with all his might to stay inside her, while she uses her ULTRA STRONG VAGINA MUSCLES
Sarah and Shawn told me about their epic battle in vaginal wrestling last night!
by Sarcia26 March 21, 2019
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Vaginal Wharf

The moist dock in which we males park our scurvy ships for an overnight squander.
pirate 1: "arr matey, we makin a stop tonight?'

pirate 2: "ye matey we goin to the vaginal wharf, arrr"
by jimminybigboi December 30, 2017
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vaginal trash

The epitome of a bottom-feeding, lowly, pathetic, disgusting, contaminated, genetic mutation of a person. Often attempts to be devious and vindictive, but lacks the intellect to execute the task properly. In their own eyes, the vaginal trash sees themself as beautiful, special, unique and amazing, but fails to understand that even when you polish a turd, it’s still a turd. Specializes in backstabbing and compulsive lying.
“Wow, Felicia. I’m so sorry you fell victim to that vaginal trash. Don’t waste your time with revenge. Either the karma train or an STD will get her”.

“Sorry to hear about your break-up, Joe. We’ve all been meaning to tell you that Allison is nothing but vaginal trash, but we didn’t want to hurt your feelings”.
by Evil95GT January 07, 2019
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Vaginal Mesh

An all-female punk band from the 80s, whose lead singer died during a a mosh pit accident.
Saw the Vaginal Mesh and witnessed the lead singer do a 10 foot face plant.
by The Donut Fairy May 20, 2016
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vaginal volcanoe

When your vaginal cavity lets out a spew of hot air, because the orgasm was extremely spectacular.
I am going to marry him. He gave me a vaginal volcanoe.
by BigCracker May 17, 2016
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