urinal parking

to park a car in such a way that you are not directly next to other vehicles. Similar to how males prefer to pee at urinals.

Yesterday I wasn't to confident in my parking skills so I was forced into urinal parking my ride.

by honey_badger959 December 12, 2015

Urinal shitter

The Urinal shitter is guy that ocasionally shits in urinals. Most of his shitting happens in the school urinals. He is often a 4.0 GPA student and because of that he isn't suspected to be the one who shits until the school janitor caughts him.

John: Hey, I think Mark is the urinal shitter.
Robert: Nah, he is a 4.0 GPA nerd, it couldn't be him.
Janitor: It is Mark, I saw him yesteday!
Mark: Oh shit im cooked

by Karakondzula November 5, 2024

unicorn urine

A concoction consisting of Country Time pink lemonade, vodka and lite beer.

Drinking unicorn urine will cause brain damage.

by TwentyCommittee July 11, 2014

Urinal Brownie

Pooping in the urinal.

Johnson made a urinal brownie in the Grand Island high school bathroom. It was quite the sight to see.

by Dr. Jeffrey July 1, 2017

atsushi s personal urinal

JINGLE JANGLE … atsushis personal urinal….. We haven’t known eachother for that long but you’re one of the personals i felt naturally clicked with that they’re wasent an awkward moment even tho i thought u were scary but wtvvv…. Ur one of the sigmaest persons i know and even if id hate to admit it you guys make my bad days so much better by just talking to u losers. I feel like i can say anything in mind and nothings gonna change even tho u talk abt atsushis FEET. EVERY DAY. but yk people have they’re issues but we still love u w them ykkkk anyways know im so grateful that i got to meet u and that we have such a close friendship bc ur so sigma n eventually you’ll become super duper famous n im gonna sell ur autographs that i got for free bc im cool like that and theyre be a point were ur gonna say hi to someone in a con at every corner and i hope at that point im w u complaining abt how famous u r and wtv saying im gonna start a hate page which i will. Want u to know that im by ur side threw anything even if im being a hater thank u for being in my life ur one of the sigmaest thing for this shitty year. I hope we can hangout soon i know it’s gonna be so much fun n i’m gonna talk sm till u get annoyed bro also ur buying me food bc u suck at uno. I love you sigma thankies for being friendsies

Damn there’s a weird person talking abt being atsushi s personal urinal

oh em gee it’s my sigma jelly!!!

by Ghostwashere December 22, 2024

Urine Mule

A partner so devoted that they will receive your urine mid-gaming session and then crawl to the bathroom with hips raised to avoid spillage, finally depositing it into the toilet while you finish your boss fight. The term comes from drug mules—only this mule’s cargo is warmer, wetter, and marginally more ridiculous.

Dude I was in a 2v2 in Warzone and I didn’t want to get up—thank god for my Urine Mule.

by SquirrelKingLord June 15, 2025

public urinator

A person who publicly urinates. Self explanitory.

Jocelyn is a public urinator.

by ofeoijoefsjfiooijeofijsijoiojf June 16, 2022