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Urban Dictionary

shitty website, -5/10.
Person 1: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?

Person 2: Ew, hate it
by Manovisor March 12, 2023
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A website that should not be confused with an actual dictionary.
Person 1: I'm going to go on Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: Why don't you buy an actual dictionary, you fucking retard.
by TheMaxHater August 24, 2017
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A dictionary that makes a sex act out of every word.
John: Dude, Urban Dictionary says that a teabag is when you...

David: Yeah, I know, but to most people a teabag is what holds grounded tea leaves, and if my future kid asks you, that's what you're telling them, ok?!
by Dodgs June 8, 2016
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A random website that I go to when I get bored.
Girl A: I'm so bored.
Girl B: Just go to the Urban Dictionary.
Girl A: What is that?
Girl B: A useless website that gives you definitions of random words that are completely inaccurate.
Girl A: Oh well...sounds interesting enough.
by WiserOwl April 11, 2017
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A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...
Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.
by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011
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A Dictionary Made By Weirdoes Like You. for example someone put that the definition for bee is "A flying insect that flies, makes honey and pollinates crops/flowers. I also want to fuck a bee, I would bust a nut in a bee if I get the chance."
Urban Dictionary is made by internet Weirdoes
by Doctorwho101 March 30, 2021
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