Urban Dictionary

A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...

Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.

by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011

Urban Dictionary

Urban dictionary is the direct result of of the work of Satan.

Urban Dictionary, you will be judged by God in his kingdom. You are fully aware of impact this website has on children of all ages, yet you continue to run it. I will laugh when SOPA takes you down. Hahaha.

by MissEmily2012 December 28, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that, contrary to its direct meaning, only defines words that are spoken in suburban high schools or cyberspace. I suppose this is great for people who are not online or for anal people who like chronolizing every hip new word they use.

Hey, let me see what OMG means in this book I'm reading on Urban Dictionary . com

"OMG = Oh My God" repeat x 50

Which is funny since that particular abbreviation is also street talk for "Outlaw Motorcycle Gang" but that's not going to get mentioned close to where I stop reading repetitive definitions.

by paputsza January 9, 2012

Urban Dictionary

A black hole that will suck you in for hours on end, until it is way to late to do whatever you came to a computer to do; a great tool in the art of procrastination.

Boy: Have you finished your essay yet?
Girl: Uh no, I've been on Urban Dictionary for the past 5 hours

by Emchob January 13, 2012

Urban Dictionary

A website with potential but turns out to be useless because if you ever search for a slang term which is also a name, all you get is a load of dumb kids talking about themselves or their shallow relationships.

So just so you guys know...

Jake - Not the most awesome guy ever, or a synonym for a massive penis as this site might lead you to believe, but it's a slang term for a Cop.

Dan - Acronym for Dumb Ass Nigga, not the most awesome guy ever or a synonym for a big penis.

Guy 1: What does Britanny mean?
Guy 2: Why don't you check urban dictionary>
Guy 1: Nah, it's just dumb kids with big heads talking about themselves, there's no way I'd find the real definition on there.
Guy 2: Oh, yeah I forgot about that. It's prison slang for coward.

by EneMalicious November 4, 2011

Urban Dictionary

shitty website, -5/10.

Person 1: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?

Person 2: Ew, hate it

by Manovisor March 12, 2023

Urban Dictionary

1. A place chock-full of people with a lust for inventing sexual innuendos by mixing random words and thinking that it will work.

2. A site used to determine specific slang or even regular words (at your own risk) that can be helpful for the standard millenial-mind.

3. A condom if you used some of the phrases.

1: Yo, bro wanna get skizzy?

2: Hol' up lemme look that up on the urban dictionary.

2: ... Fuck you.

by cue balls April 4, 2023