Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.
by Defon 4 and waiting June 10, 2010
Get the turtle sicknessmug. -It can replace cusswords used when angry.
-A way to keep your pet turtles feet warm.
or
-It can be a reply to another phrase
-A way to keep your pet turtles feet warm.
or
-It can be a reply to another phrase
by DinoDan/Lt.Sexyface January 19, 2009
Get the Turtle Socksmug. by Please kill me i want to die October 21, 2017
Get the suicidal turtlemug. by Ginger Kitten April 12, 2011
Get the Turtle Bitchingmug. Game played by young males when you whip out your cock in front of a snapping turtle and slowly move backwards tempting the turtle to follow your dick. If you make the turtle move three feet toward your penis you win, if the turtle bites your meat stick off before then, you lose. Winner keeps your dick. Please Note, you can only lose once at this game.
Male 1: Hey wanna play some Dick Chicken
Male 2: I can't, I lost in dick turtle yesterday
My sister was upset because she couldn't play dick turtle with us.
Male 2: I can't, I lost in dick turtle yesterday
My sister was upset because she couldn't play dick turtle with us.
by Oldnelly June 14, 2018
Get the Dick Turtlemug. The act of pressing one's anus against an object, or person, for example a wall, and producing a small head of poop to peak out and touch the wall, leaving a small print of stool behind.
by BillyTheTurtle July 5, 2011
Get the Turtle Stampingmug. by Jam&Toast November 6, 2017
Get the Book turtlemug.