Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not
"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"
by TheeSteelNutt April 02, 2020
Before a Family Portrate
Photographer: Everyone gather over there and ill Tug-Boat You into position
Family (mumbles): Ok
Photographer: Everyone gather over there and ill Tug-Boat You into position
Family (mumbles): Ok
by 2Ninja4U November 16, 2009
A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."
"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"
"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016
by Fukhedfred September 13, 2020
This is when a dude get his junk tugged by another person as a form of torment, torture, retaliation, or punishment. Not something performed by your comrades! Akin to it's distant cousin the junk punch this act distinctly involves the member directly and not the adjacent coin purse, and may be augmented by a lateral jerk or twist.
As I got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair I smacked her ass. She did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.
by Bloody Snotbubble August 08, 2011
The sexual act when 2 men interact nakedly with war paint on and proceed to tug or ferociously pull the others penial unit until one’s penis falls off pelvic bone at that point admitting defeat
The Pennsylvania War Tug concluded that when Charles cried out “Victory!” While brutally slapping Samuel in the face with his own genitalia
by justnothomo November 20, 2021
A euphemism for masturbation.
by redgulp5 May 18, 2017