Trump

When you have to take a shit real bad but hold it in. Then all of a sudden the turtle head pops through and you give way. You just took a trump in your pants.

I ate crab legs and then went out for drinks. I was in the lobby of the Bellagio, felt a rumble and realized, I’m fucked. I held on as long as I could and then trumped in my jeans.

by Brian wood November 8, 2020

Trump

A drama queen, sore loser, bitch, cock blocker

Say dawg, hook me up with that broad that works with you.
Nah, she ain't looking for a man.
Hey mane, stop acting like a Trump fam!

by DeadNGon3 November 8, 2020

Trump

A loser, such as rapist or racist.

That man is such a trump for what he did to those children.

by The Servant, I November 9, 2020

Trump

To significantly underperform in comparison to past performances.

Often revealing that past successes were chance flukes.

After losing badly in his second game of chess it became apparent he had no idea what he was doing.

"Oh man you really trumped that!"

by GIngerBreadMan November 9, 2020

Trump

An orange ballsack that ran for president and won. I'm serious.

"Did you hear? Trump's trying to take away our rights!"
"Is that supposed to be surprising?"

by Laminar_Flow November 10, 2020

Trump

An orifice on a body from which feces is discharges. Simile(s): Asshole, butthole, bung-hole, ass-mouth.

You would have to be a total Trump tard to claim you won the US Presidential Election.

by Professor Dantanna November 10, 2020

Trump

Uttering an easily refutable falsehood for personal gain.

Donnie said during a random press conference on the White House lawn, "The toilet is clogged, but I didn't do it. The socialist liberal media has taken all of the fiber out of our foods so my feces are more dense than granite, but it still doesn't stink or anything."

A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"

by Downtown Frown November 10, 2020