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by YEET SIS May 3, 2022
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"Do you knwo this guy called Tristan?"
"Ohh you mean this dude who has this big dick? yeh I know Tristan"
"Ohh you mean this dude who has this big dick? yeh I know Tristan"
by ArchyFish October 7, 2017
Get the Tristan mug.Tristan is the kind of guy that you will always love but you will never have. He has a huge ego and he will treat you horribly if you break up. He had an anxious attachment style, so even if he ends things expect him to always think about you. He’s beautiful, though. Strong, gentle, and hilarious are all words that perfectly describe him. Do not have sex with him though because he will use you and then spread rumors about you. The beginning of your relationship with him will be pure bliss. You have to tell Tristan you love him while you can because he doesn’t like to stick around.
Person one- M, who’s the guy that was the best and worst thing that happened to you?
M- yeah, that would be Tristan.
M- yeah, that would be Tristan.
by Aimh rgaga June 13, 2025
Get the Tristan mug.Tristan and Makenzy the best couple you'll ever see want to know how? Because no matter what there always cling together, like magnets. Additionally The Tristan be the who will be sorry most of the time and make the Makenzy laugh, The Makenzy will be the cutest thing he'll see and make his day also think she has the BIGGEST booty.Now the Makenzy is totally different she full of energy and will be clingy to him and would want do some things with him, She'll be all shy and loud at the same time when the Makenzy see the Tristan she'll be all over him hugging and kissing him all over and misses him sooooooo much when he leaves and will talk about the whole time. Because their perfect for each other 💖
"Awwwww Look they Tristan and Makenzy kiss each other wish I had Tristan and I wish I had a Makenzy"
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