tree jew

similiar to drop bears, they will jump on you and instead of mauling you, will file your taxes.

Man, that guy Sam Levine is such a tree jew!

by stretcharmdick October 8, 2014

crazy tree

A tree that looks like it was ripped out of a Tim burton film. All misfits and outcasts hang under the crazy tree.

The Crazy Tree has gained a new outcast.

by LINKINPARKSUCKS March 14, 2015

jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.

When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.

by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

Tree Narc

A police helicopter hovering in the tree tops reporting your every move to police on the ground. This either happens during crime in progress or when your trying to come up. Also posssible post crime.

Damn fool..RUN!!...I see them tree narcsI told you this was a bad lick. We fuc€ed...

by MangoNKisten June 29, 2016

Tree

A plant that grows from the ground. It's roots are underground leading to the trunk that is above ground. They usually have green leaves.

That tree is so beautiful i'd love to paint it.

by Stoned_Boii420 October 5, 2016

tree hugging queer

Refer to hippies (sensu stricto) that love being vegans and environmentalist but not for the obvious reasons. They like it because it's trendy
May refer to the fact that they usually like to take long walks in the forest and hug the trees

Nabil: look dude, these people are so weird, what are they doing?
Gabriel: As they are hugging trees I guess we should call them tree hugging queers
Nabil: Nice, you are really full of stuff
Gabriel: Thanks man
Nabil: It doens't mean much

by ragnarok666 December 6, 2016

Tree Hugging Pig Bitch

A Redneck Cop or Policeman in a rural area that hides behind trees or bushes on the side of road or highway to catch someone speeding. Sometimes they r there to masturbate or make there recent prisoner sqeel like a pig.

Look at that fucking Tree Hugging Pig Bitch, good thing he is sudamizing that bum instead of his job cause I was driving like I stole it.

by Gmac83 February 28, 2017