TopStocks

A name given to a person of extreme intelligence.

The word originated due to the high level of intelligence shown at Australia's biggest and best Stock Forum - TopStocks.

Yes, he's every clever, some say he's as smart as TopStocks.

by TopStocks January 21, 2010

Muffin-tops

The, in fact, unenjoyable fat that hangs over the way too tight pants of a hefty lady. Therefore, giving a relation to the top of a muffin. Also possible to be a noun, example below. (A.K.A. Jessica)

"WHOA, don't look now, it's Muffin-tops in Spandex, why does she put herself and everyone else in harms way wearing stuff like that?!"

by Shane Fox September 14, 2008

Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.

Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

by Red Dragon October 18, 2003

tops

another word for a blowjob

yo did she give you tops?

by robert April 15, 2005

torped

when a friend of yours acts really lame for no reason, or avoids you by telling you a lie even though they have nothing better to do.

"Man, he said he couldnt hang out because he had to go to the doctor, but then i saw him on myspace 15 min. later. I got torped."

by 1235 March 30, 2007

Toasty Torpedo

Ex1.When your penis is warmer than any other part of your body
Ex2. the poorly picked name of a quiznos sandwich

When i woke up i had morning wood and a toasty torpedo

by NoOneIsHome March 25, 2009

Tors

I lump of bolders on a mountain.

Secondary defination: The reason for living.

Me and about well 20+ people are almost certain that tors clutch toggles.

by Falcon August 29, 2003